A deeply worried nation was finally able to release a collective sigh of relief when ABC announced as "breaking news" that the president is enjoying his vacation.
Oh sure, they could have reported on the increasingly troubling economic news, the collapse of the so-called "recovery summer," or the exploding violence of Mexican drug cartels near America's unguarded southern border...but all of those stories are covered endlessly on Fox News, and ABC was eager to finally get an exclusive story.
And as if that weren't bad enough, ABC News has now been caught using an aggressive actor to try to cause a confrontation with an anti-Ground Zero mosque protestor. So not only are they reporting non-news, they're actually trying to fake news stories to promote their liberal agenda.
Here at Hope n' Change, we think this is why the mainstream media is no longer even remotely relevant or trustworthy as a meaningful news source.
We'll give you further bulletins as warranted.