This is truly funny!

 
  30 days after the crowd has properly graced the statue, Obama will appoint a high-power commission to study what happened and make recommendations.
  Some time after that, but before the commission comes to any conclusions, Obama will direct Holder to file criminal charges against the pigeons and starting looking for an a** to kick.
  Then the commission will need more funds before it can make it’s recommendations.
  Finally, we will still be waiting for Obama to order Napolitano to clean the statue when we no longer need the pigeons in 2012.