9 Funny Christian Quotes With a Great Picture (#Jesus)

"Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. " ~ Mark Twain

"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions." ~ Elayne Boosler

"You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say." - Benjamin Jowett

"Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand." ~ Mark Twain

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people." ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton

"I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces." ~ Mark Twain

"Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. " ~ Garrison Keillor

"Like a good chess player, Satan is always trying to manuever you into a position where you can save your castle only by losing your bishop." ~ C.S. Lewis

"I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress." Ronald Reagan