Monday, March 21, 2011

The Magic Green Hat

The other day I  needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4  hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that  they weren't that sick after all.

Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting  time.

It also works at  DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

But...don't try it at  McDonald's. The whole crew got up and left and l never got my order!


Here's the hat!