Monday, March 15, 2010

Ten Sure-Fire Ways to Fail as Democrats

Terry Paulson, at townhall.com offers Ten Sure-Fire Ways to Fail as Democrats:

  • Keep saying that you are concerned about the deficit and brag about your efforts to save millions while continuing to spend trillions…
  • Even though the richest 5% already pay 60% of the income taxes, keep saying they don’t pay their “fair share.” …
  • Bribery is illegal for everyone else, but remind voters that special deals and costly earmarks are the only way to get things done in politics…
  • Push crisis every day in every way…
  • Keep your laws complex, wordy and secret for as long as possible…
  • Keep reminding Americans that it’s Republicans who want to control their lives…
  • Bring the mantel of faith to the cause of more entitlements…
  • Keep claiming the mantel of truth on “global warming.”…
  • Provide short-term incentives for businesses to hire new workers.
  • Finally, stop the bipartisan summits…

With these helpful hints, you can make a final push to remake America. At your left-wing events, crowds will still appear to support you. Don’t let the growing Tea Party demonstrations, dropping poll numbers and lost elections deter you from your illusion of “hope” and “change.” By the way, the Surgeon General warns that using these suggestions may be hazardous to your own political career and a disaster to the country you have sworn to serve and protect. Read more…

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